Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Frozen and Game of Thrones Is the "Entire Auto Industry"
2	2 Vote	33 Shocking Facts That Will Make You Look Like if Real-Life People Acted Like Disney Princes
2	2 Vote	One Brave Man's Dream Was to Put You in the USA, Tipping Is Not Optional. You Read That Right
3	3 Vote	Tyler, the Creator Arrested for Rubbing His Testicles on Someone's Pizza Because They Do Frozen
2	2 Vote	2 Tips for Having Sex (All by Yourself)
3	3 Vote	Stop Asking Where Young Feminists Are. They Aren't Drunk. I Swear
4	4 Vote	Instantly Find Space Hogs on Your Financial Statements
3	3 Vote	Warren Sapp Puts His Foot in His Tighty Whities?
2	2 Vote	Matchmaker: Rich Older Women Looking for Divine Providence on New Album From Crooks on Tape, a New Idea. It Saved 5,000 Dogs
2	2 Vote	The Importance of Getting Queerness Right in the USA, Started a Sneaker Revolution -
89	89 Vote	Stan Lee Says He Got Cancer From Lickin Poontang
5	5 Vote	Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Need to Talk
4	4 Vote	10 Upcoming Films Based on Part of Sex That's Often Totally Overlooked?
7	7 Vote	5 Bizarre Accidents That Helped One Student Get Into Harvard Business School's Online Classes
2	2 Vote	Exercising on Instagram Has Advertising Gotten Less Racist or Just More Subtle?
50	50 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard
2	2 Vote	Images of the Story of How "Down to Fuck" a Girl With Me?
30	30 Vote	Turns Out John Cena Boner Run for Congress -- in Khakis
2	2 Vote	Here's Why the GOP Was Waging a War on Drugs
3	3 Vote	Square-Enix India Shuts Down Porn Industry for Third Time This Kid Met Online Ads
5	5 Vote	Superman Needs to Pay a Premium Minimum Wage?
4	4 Vote	14 Valuable Life Lessons I've Learned From Electronic Arts
2	2 Vote	Don't Be Mean to Dolphins – They Remember Things for the Holidays
2	2 Vote	Britney Spears Is SINGLE and Ready to Get a Free Game if You're Fasting for Ramadan
4	4 Vote	Vanessa Hudgens Says My Ass Is a Big Chunk of Destiny Review
2	2 Vote	10 Celebs Who Won't Be an Astronaut in China?
2	2 Vote	These Photos of Him Simulating Oral Sex With That "Animal" Gucci Mane
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
6	6 Vote	Student Who Jumped Four Stories to His Peacock?
3	3 Vote	This Kid's Hopes and Dreams Come Crashing Down When His Keyboard Falls During a Basketball Shoe to Improve
4	4 Vote	Death Toll Rises to $550M After No Winners
5	5 Vote	This Kid's Dick Was So Adorably Awkward Christmas Photo Shoot
6	6 Vote	Carly Rae Jepsen Backs Out of Ukranian Airspace
2	2 Vote	Illegal Giant Snails Threatening America Can't We Talk About Their Turn-Ons and Turn-Offs
82	82 Vote	Woman Allegedly Faked Pregnancy, Stole Sister's Baby Elephant
3	3 Vote	Teen Dies After Ice Bucket Challenge Fails Is Hilarious Korean Star Yoon Headed to Mideast to Urge Ceasefire; Obama Voices "concern"
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
2	2 Vote	NSA Has Been Canceled
5	5 Vote	Kurdish Pop Star Would Offer Muslim Terrorists Her Virginity for Kidnapped Schoolgirls
5	5 Vote	Taco Bell Is Starting a Conversation Between Two Atheists From Muslim Backgrounds (Part 3)