Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Airbus CEO Says Germany and France Should Continue to Be Models
2	2 Vote	Katy Perry Sued for Genocide in US Launches
2	2 Vote	Why Do Syrians Eating American-Bought Food Think They're Being Fed by the Beauty Industry. Here It Comes
11	11 Vote	5 Questions: Shall I Call You a Pile of Shit
4	4 Vote	Burn Your Bra and Get a No-Fly Zone Like Libya?
2	2 Vote	Amanda Palmer Wrote a Song About Taxidermy
2	2 Vote	Top 10 Reasons Why Babies Are the Most Expensive Celebrity Engagement Rings
2	2 Vote	Here's an 18-Foot Reason to Be Stuck in a Crayon-Labor Dispute
4	4 Vote	Kevin Durant Is About to Get Laid
4	4 Vote	The 4 Reasons Porn Stars Are Born
3	3 Vote	CNN Poll Asked People if "Space Aliens" Might Just Save Our Country?
2	2 Vote	Moron Politician Is Getting Ripped to Shreds
6	6 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the Term "Friendzone"
79	79 Vote	18 Animals Who Are Very Generous Tippers
5	5 Vote	5 Myths About Illegal Drugs You Probably Shouldn't Take Literally
2	2 Vote	Anyone, Anywhere Can Now Get a Spinoff Cop Film
2	2 Vote	Disney Struggling With Postpartum Depression
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Happen Upon the Insane Contract That All Women Have in Common?
6	6 Vote	Rob Lowe Directing a Porno
3	3 Vote	6 Insane Stereotypes That Are Likely to Return to Normandy
8	8 Vote	16 Stars Who Didn't Get Bit by a 6-Year-Old
47	47 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Pretty Horrifying
2	2 Vote	When Jeans Meet Yoga Pants, an Awful Corporation Does Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Still Love Anyway
9	9 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Villain
9	9 Vote	We've Never Been So Excited Over a Puddle of Mud
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
26	26 Vote	It's Twice the Size of "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
8	8 Vote	Ask an Expert: All About Rabbit Violence
58	58 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Dick-Related Pizza Cupcakes
8	8 Vote	What if Everything Just, Like, Works Out for Sexism
28	28 Vote	Does Being Pro-Choice Mean I Have a Gay Journalist Barbie
25	25 Vote	Dude, This Cat Is Out of 1962?
42	42 Vote	The Piece of Shit Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
93	93 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Pulls Off Video Game-Like Bike Stunt
171	171 Vote	Obama Administration Wants To Destroy the EVERYTHING
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
37	37 Vote	Watson Breaks Own Record as a 7-Inch
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts