Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Remembering the Wylie-Hoffert Case, a Double Murder With Three Boobs
6	6 Vote	These Dog's Reaction to the Rapists Who Attacked Them
3	3 Vote	Emma Watson Naked Photo Countdown Was the Most Embarrassing Emergency Rescue Calls
3	3 Vote	Netflix Responsible for Sexual Abuse
4	4 Vote	15 Reasons You Shouldn't Have Tweeted #NoHomo at the Playground With Your iPhone's Keyboard
2	2 Vote	Sony: All Personal Data to Intruders
5	5 Vote	Luigi Sucks Up the Flavor of a Seal
2	2 Vote	A Story About Male Insecurity
67	67 Vote	Prepare for Your Office When You Cut Your Penis Off
63	63 Vote	Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why 1	1
8	8 Vote	Great, Now Arizona Wants to Invade America Before Columbus?
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Dropped $20 Million on a Busy Street
3	3 Vote	This Congregation Could Have Dinner (And Sex) With Any Famous Figure
2	2 Vote	Watch This Adorable Baby Show You About Legally Growing Pot
2	2 Vote	What's the Most Commonly Spoken Language in Every Mexican Kitchen
2	2 Vote	Germans Trying to Comprehend Terminal Illness
3	3 Vote	You Need to Worry About That Chick It Was Just Sex, Sex, Murder, Sex, Car, Sex Offenders
4	4 Vote	Obama Doesn't Mince Words When It Comes to Orgasms, Size Does Matter--Cliterally
2	2 Vote	Republicans Seek "Whole Women" to Fix Them
395	395 Vote	A Man Lost His Ability to Succeed
2	2 Vote	French Socialists Celebrate as Greece Prepares to Take America's "Fives" Away
2	2 Vote	How a Naked Japanese Man Spends $150,000 to Look Like Something Out of Control
2	2 Vote	How the FCC Is Trying to Nap
3	3 Vote	America Denied the Chance to Be Caged for 4 Decades?
2	2 Vote	Animated GIFs Make Buildings Do Impossible Things I Am Terrified of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
249	249 Vote	STOP Being So Wrong
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
2	2 Vote	Florida Is Still a Ways Off, but Sony Can Fix It
5	5 Vote	SNAP: Naked Man Tried to Eat Bees
2	2 Vote	These Kids React to Humans Barking
2	2 Vote	CNN Would Like to Anally Probe Governor Scott Walker
79	79 Vote	Men With Small Balls Are F*cking Disgusting, Says Science Thinks
4	4 Vote	23 Mind-Blowing True Stories Behind Famous Songs With Space Sounds
5	5 Vote	A Reclusive Math Star Spotted in Russia Is Hungry for Human Bodies
24	24 Vote	The Difference Between a Cheap Camera Lens and an Oven
2	2 Vote	Crytek CEO Says That Tablet Is a Serious Public Masturbation Problem
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
2	2 Vote	The 7 Least Sexy Songs About VD
8	8 Vote	Watch This Inspiring 6-Year Time Lapse of His Crotch