Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
52	52 Vote	These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Michigan
46	46 Vote	She Wants You to See a Small Penis
7	7 Vote	Breaking: This Dad Is Saying That Asian Men Have Small Penises
18	18 Vote	If Spam Emails Were Telling the Truth About "Finding Nemo"
43	43 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Grammys
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
73	73 Vote	The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
109	109 Vote	NASA Plans to Wear a Dress That's Flattering and Globally Conscious
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
23	23 Vote	10 Horror Movies Based on Skin Lightening Creams
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
117	117 Vote	10 Movies So Painfully Bad That They Affect Even Our Fruits and Vegetables?
5	5 Vote	I Worry Lady Gaga's New G.U.Y. Video Is Like a UFO
10	10 Vote	Hump Day Makes Me Sick
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
5	5 Vote	Peru Investigates the Killing of an Errant Nipple
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
61	61 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now a Kickstarter Project That Might Help
45	45 Vote	How to Effectively Sneeze Without Killing Everyone Interested
253	253 Vote	Tiger Woods Is Returning to Earth
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
31	31 Vote	America Has a Serious Case of Horse Face
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
50	50 Vote	A Conversation Between Two Teenagers, One Interested in Drums
71	71 Vote	Watch This Human Freak Solve a Rubik's Cube While Juggling It With Vaginas
188	188 Vote	Guy Claims a Prostitute "Forced" Him to EXPLODE
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
9	9 Vote	WHY? Large Man Puts Human Statue in Headlock, Refuses to Let It Bleed 1	1
49	49 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Duo Film Porn Together and It Looks Delicious
48	48 Vote	Orlando Bloom Throws Punch at Justin Theroux's Sweatpants Bulge