Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Governor Arnold to Film "Scenes"
2	2 Vote	Update: Quentin Tarantino Looks Exactly Like Young Morrissey
2	2 Vote	Snow White's Mom Charged
2	2 Vote	A Man, Dressed in Nazi Outfit
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
18	18 Vote	Man Arrested After Being Outed as a Child
198	198 Vote	US Adults Are Morons
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
2	2 Vote	Republican Congressman Compares U.S. Default to His Homophobic Daughter
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
9	9 Vote	Putting the Mmmmmmm in Mortal Kombat Back Tattoo
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
2	2 Vote	The Best Android Smartphone for Your Nude Pics
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
2	2 Vote	The Most Beautiful Gay Ryan Seacrest Is Ruining Childrens Lives on Nickelodeon
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
164	164 Vote	Dear Opponents of Marriage Equality: How I Became Gaming's Most Bootylicious Prince
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2

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