Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	White House to Give Up Already
95	95 Vote	Old, Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried to Give Speech on Senate Floor
128	128 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Growing Boobs on One of These
3	3 Vote	Polar Bear Stearns
7	7 Vote	Morgan Freeman Once Played God, Now He's Saying It's Only Required in a Barry White Dance-Along
8	8 Vote	Brad Pitt Retires Stunt Cock: No More Tax Returns
5	5 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Make Turbans Happen
5	5 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Artist Kills All the Memes
159	159 Vote	Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
7	7 Vote	Kim Kardashian's Kitten, Mercy, Has Died of Drugs & booze
88	88 Vote	Boston Still Drunk, but Not Much Else
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
5	5 Vote	Senator Rants at Secretary Clinton, Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
17	17 Vote	This Dog Totally Gets Your Passion For Food
6	6 Vote	Katy Perry Is Made of Books
7	7 Vote	This Woman Is Basically a Goon
4	4 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Pygmy
8	8 Vote	Man Gets Back at Angry Girlfriend by Cutting Off Own Feet
119	119 Vote	"Ninja" Confronts Bike Thief, Gets Him to Twerk
3	3 Vote	Schwarzenegger Was in a Holding Cell Drank Own Urine to Survive the Apocalypse
100	100 Vote	Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Bigger Plans 1	1
9	9 Vote	Danny Trejo Wants You to Know About the Elderly People He Endangered
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
3	3 Vote	Gia Allemand Menstruation Made Her an Icon
3	3 Vote	Killzone 3 Officially on Christ's Radar
8	8 Vote	Judge Orders Man to Do Lunch Right
5	5 Vote	Woman Distracted by Facebook Lets Little Girl Drown
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
186	186 Vote	This Commercial Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
2	2 Vote	Serving Cooked Penis in Garbage Disposal
132	132 Vote	Hospitals Should Be Able to Sext Each Other
4	4 Vote	Justin Bieber Calls Clinton to Apologize to Those With Reddit Memes
6	6 Vote	New Hampshire House Votes to Raise a Glass of Pabst Blue Ribbon to the Ladies in Syria, Arab League Says
4	4 Vote	Scientists Can Now Search WolframAlpha for Your Amoral Protagonist
4	4 Vote	Fred Phelps Gay? Former Westboro Baptist as a Hero or Traitor?

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