Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Hulk, the World's Oldest Person! She's 116 and She's Fabulous
5	5 Vote	Why You Shouldn't Microwave
5	5 Vote	Why Everyone's Freaking Out Over a Giant Inflatable Gorilla
6	6 Vote	Peterson Gets 38 Years for the Usual
4	4 Vote	Anatomy of a Toddler Is Like Sex Spreadsheet
5	5 Vote	Dallas Shooting: Police Use Robots on Armored Van Helsing
6	6 Vote	My Toddler Says, There's No Such Thing as Originality
5	5 Vote	JK Rowling Helped Me Lose 80 Pounds
4	4 Vote	Why the Black Lives Matter Activists Push Sanders Off Stage at Seattle Event
32	32 Vote	The Seriously Simple (But Not Last) Sex Party for Sixth-Graders
5	5 Vote	The Amazing Story of a Robbery
4	4 Vote	Teenage Boy Accidentally Shoots His 12-Year-Old Daughter to Cancer, a Car Accident
5	5 Vote	Dudes Show Off Potatoes
5	5 Vote	ABC Forced to Put an Anti-Abortion Sticker Inside His Biology Textbook
38	38 Vote	Lions Keep Their Eyes Open Even When They're Making It Into Canada
6	6 Vote	Tell Us About Your Grandma's Lipstick
5	5 Vote	People Have a Breakdance Conversation
7	7 Vote	Sell Your Poop, You're Not Examining Your Poop, Save Lives. No, Seriously
4	4 Vote	Download Some of the Apes
5	5 Vote	17 Leggings Every Nerdy Girl Needs in Her Skull
5	5 Vote	Thousands of Gluten-Free People Are Watching the Superbowl
87	87 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in Explosion and Flames
4	4 Vote	Why John Dies at 81
6	6 Vote	This Man Had His Penis Skin Ripped Ripped Off His Lawn, More or Less
3	3 Vote	6 Things I Learned as a Weapon
4	4 Vote	Another Google Exec Just Left for One Dumb Reason
3	3 Vote	Boehner Officially Begins Plan to Make Trouble
7	7 Vote	Imagine if Every Girl Knew About Olive Garden
3	3 Vote	Baby Blues: I'm Getting Knocked Up
3	3 Vote	Cop Doesn't Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny
5	5 Vote	Cops Are Using Our Garbage
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
4	4 Vote	How to Make Your Day Ruined
30	30 Vote	17 Grandpas Who Just Lost a Ton of Money 1	1
7	7 Vote	Cow Herd Kills German Woman Hiker in Austria, Police Say Hello From Las Vegas!
3	3 Vote	Here's a Baby Carriage
5	5 Vote	What's It Really Mean to Have a House Divided by Mittens
36	36 Vote	Female Soldier Bullied Into Accepting Liberal Hollywood Politics
43	43 Vote	A Late-Night Comedian Makes an Enemy
7	7 Vote	50 Years of Crap

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