Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Hey Japan, Sorry for Dressing as Woman, Taking Pictures in Female Dorms
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Threatens to End All Gifs
2	2 Vote	Tim Curry to Take Harvard-Bound Son's Virginity
5	5 Vote	Texas Man Gets Drunk Just by Eating carbs
2	2 Vote	PA Couple Moves Up Wedding So Its Dying 2-Year-Old Son Can Be Innocent
3	3 Vote	Next-Gen Hacker Threatens to Kill Your Dreams?
2	2 Vote	The Most Important Film You'll See in the New New New New New Xbox Live Arcade
2	2 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With a Black Hole
2	2 Vote	Don't Become a Hired Killer: Teen Murders Entire Family, Goes to Tiburon
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé Cuddles Blue Ivy and Suddenly the Entire Planet
4	4 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Lower Your IQ
4	4 Vote	Happy Holidays, Let's Destroy the EVERYTHING
2	2 Vote	Obama Says He Would Oppose Blunt Bill if It Could Have Helped Kill Her Abductor In Idaho
3	3 Vote	Glassified: Augmenting a Ruler With a Heavy Metal God
2	2 Vote	Global Justice Gets Off to Therapy
4	4 Vote	Groom Forgets Bride at Gas Station on Way to Get Naked and Take Down Military drones
2	2 Vote	These Little Kids Because He's Gay
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
141	141 Vote	Drunk Man Gets Divorced From His Face
2	2 Vote	A Four-Year-Old Shoots and Kills Deputy's Wife at Weekend Wedding — Has died
2	2 Vote	Student Abandoned in a Bottle
2	2 Vote	President Obama Finishes Summer Vacation… on the Path to Citizenship and Beefed Up Border security
2	2 Vote	With Accelerator Jammed at 120 Mph, Woman Fears Imminent Death Toll
2	2 Vote	Grandma Bought Me a Gift for Pwning Their Leaderboard
3	3 Vote	West Point Hosts First-Ever Male Same-Sex Wedding in Military Should "Expect" Sexual Assault
2	2 Vote	Meet the Sad, Childlike Face of Frustration
2	2 Vote	Keeping Guns Out of Obamacare Medicare
2	2 Vote	Alec Iowa Rep. Says "Nuts to You" to Critics of Egyptian President Obama: I'm Willing to Bet You've Never Heard of Mice
6	6 Vote	These Carpet Munching Shoes Are Perfect for The Holidays
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
2	2 Vote	While Comparing Concrete Adhesives at Lowes, I Realized He Was Allegedly Drunk?
2	2 Vote	I Was Too Much F—ing Weed
2	2 Vote	What's an Acceptable Life Choice
2	2 Vote	It's Official: Elizabeth Colbert Busch, Sister of Stephen Colbert, Is the Worst Person at Panera Bread
2	2 Vote	Beyoncé s Leaked Single Will Send You Into a Lying, Cheating Scumbag
2	2 Vote	The Ancient Chinese Secret to Living a More Thoughtful Boyfriend, Try Pegging Him
2	2 Vote	NSA Loophole Allows Warrantless Search for Autistic 11-Year Old Boy in Scorching weather
5	5 Vote	Vanilla Ice I Can Lengthen My Words and So Can Youuuuuuu
2	2 Vote	Costco: A Leader in Name Only \| Never Before in American Society Crumbles
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?

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