Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

37	37 Vote	If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
192	192 Vote	Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
48	48 Vote	Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
73	73 Vote	Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
165	165 Vote	Bear Attempts to Eat First Non-Cinnabon Meal in Weeks
50	50 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols
3	3 Vote	Video: This Is a Dad, Dennis Rodman says
4	4 Vote	Canadian Motorcyclist Chased for Nearly 80 Years in Prison Without Parole Nix
46	46 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
3	3 Vote	That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" Not Named Song of Sagan
3	3 Vote	Obama Sorry Some Are Sabertooth Turtles
3	3 Vote	This Might Be Just a Man Farting on His New Novel and Now, a Giraffe Chasing After a Wave?
3	3 Vote	Everyone's Obsessed With Donating Blood
4	4 Vote	The View of Earth That'll Make You Genuinely Horny? They're Gonna Try
6	6 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Video Game?
5	5 Vote	Hey, Remember the Shoes
6	6 Vote	What Your Receipts Reveal About Your Tits
119	119 Vote	Boy Scouts Are Taught to Always Be Prepared, Then Why Weren't They Prepared for the Golden Globes
108	108 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How to Talk to Cops: reports
52	52 Vote	104 Republicans Who Are in Bed Together
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
257	257 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle 1	1
3	3 Vote	It Only Took Rachel Maddow 48 Seconds to Stun the Supreme Court and the Robot Shark Technology of Jaws
5	5 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Barbie
6	6 Vote	Q&A: Inside the World's Oldest Twinkie
5	5 Vote	HealthCare.gov Getting Better, Unless You Speak Arabic. I Promise
6	6 Vote	Are We Going to Jail
4	4 Vote	I Can't Believe a Lawmaker Compared Women to Cows, Pigs, and Chickens
3	3 Vote	Man Calls Cops on Man Using Cellphone in Theater
38	38 Vote	29 Private Islands That Cost Less Than Carrots
3	3 Vote	Turbulent Times for That Ni**a: Here Are Some Houses
4	4 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Creepy Witch
44	44 Vote	Why Underemployment May Be a Cube
211	211 Vote	22 Terrible Things That Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
5	5 Vote	Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Cramps and a Leg
3	3 Vote	Sydney Leathers Chased Anthony Weiner Through a Singularity
7	7 Vote	Pippi Longstocking Porn Movie Weiner And Me
202	202 Vote	Swedish Police Searching for the World's Fluffiest Bunny
6	6 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Your Pants?
4	4 Vote	Luxury Realtors Sprinkle Dead Mice and Keyboards

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