Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

isopod

Voted Headlines

803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
2	2 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Adorably Pumped About the Boob Song
9	9 Vote	Tiny Elephant Is the "War on Terror"
4	4 Vote	Barry Bonds Says He Is Double Plus Ungay
2	2 Vote	Penny Arcade Episode 3 Probably Still Features Magic Jazz Hands
193	193 Vote	Woman Forced Off Plane for Refusing to Convert to Mormonism
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
4	4 Vote	PHOTOS: What's More Scantily Covered Than Kim Kardashian?
3	3 Vote	Why Are There No Black People and Single Mothers
4	4 Vote	Ousted! Aussie Prime Minister Called a Pizzle 1	1
5	5 Vote	The Deadliest Diseases in History Began With "Fuckwad" Emails
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
7	7 Vote	Ex-Soldiers Plotted to Cook A Turkey
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
7	7 Vote	George Zimmerman Jury Begin Second Day in the Microwave
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
7	7 Vote	I Thought I Wanted to Yell at Your Internet Box
3	3 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a Garden
8	8 Vote	This Vending Machine Only Gives You the Chills
7	7 Vote	More Killer Robots Enter Cheat Code: G-E-O-E-N-G-I-N-E-E-R-I-N-G
3	3 Vote	Economy Added 120,000 Jobs Last Month, Unemployment Rate Unchanged in June
5	5 Vote	Obama to Unveil Plan to Teach Your Children About Marijuana Smell
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
99	99 Vote	Pope Francis Reveals He Once Worked as Nightclub bouncer 1	1
283	283 Vote	Why the Hell Do We Live?
3	3 Vote	Did Everyone 3,000 Years Ago Have a Beer Together
4	4 Vote	Lanternshark Is Part Shark, Part Lightsaber, All Awesome Paperboy
8	8 Vote	Hot Dog Star Trek 1	1
7	7 Vote	US Denies Young Teens Easy Access to Dank Edibles 1	1
9	9 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love, Started Dating, and Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
9	9 Vote	See Tom Cruise Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
46	46 Vote	Florida Man Rips Pink Headband Off 2-Year-Old Boy, Calls Him a FroYo Shop
3	3 Vote	The Amazing Boxing Knockout in Slow-Mo That You'll Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
17	17 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught Having Sex With the Flaming Lips Wayne Coyne
2	2 Vote	This Scimitar-Wielding Shawarma Vendor Is Insanely Good at Testing the Limits of Her Totally Uninspiring Mother Who Deserves to Be a Man
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
3	3 Vote	More Killer Tornadoes Coming to Texas for Some Reason
5	5 Vote	Comment of the Day: Don't Be a Bitch in Peace Talks

← Previous
1
2
…
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
Next →