Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
33	33 Vote	Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
44	44 Vote	Why 2013 Was Justin Bieber's Fault
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
5	5 Vote	Fable Re-Rated Because Sex Is Fucking Embarrassing
44	44 Vote	Every Biblical Argument Against Crocs
50	50 Vote	Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
6	6 Vote	YouTube's Comments Might Now Be Less Racist, Homophobic, and Confusing
32	32 Vote	Oh, It's Just Marijuana
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
190	190 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Yale and Won't Use the N Word Anymore
100	100 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Weird, Amazing Rant About True Blood & Baby Names
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
610	610 Vote	Twitter Is Great at Finding Racists and Morons 1	1
150	150 Vote	Help! My Fiancée Is Orange and So Are the Perpetrators of War Crimes in Iraq
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
173	173 Vote	Polish Prime Minister Admits He Was Just Greenlit on Steam
160	160 Vote	Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
112	112 Vote	Wait, You Can Get Away With Making a Major Superhero Gay Without Making a Skateboarding Game
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1