Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
84	84 Vote	Samsung Thinks Women Should Not Exist
35	35 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Giant Salamander
102	102 Vote	Hello, Africa. Have You Ever Played Angry Birds? These Chickens Certainly Have
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
102	102 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Take on Dwarf Fortress
17	17 Vote	Homeboy Don't Care About the Twilight Saga
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
122	122 Vote	Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber? 1	1
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
5	5 Vote	Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Sagging Pants
121	121 Vote	My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
6	6 Vote	Who Knew? Romney Talks Like a Girl's Ass...
51	51 Vote	Spain Hit by Car, Dies 1	1
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Bedroom – and You Might Want to Marry a Goat
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
46	46 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
5	5 Vote	Elderly Couple Lovingly Care for Nosy Bitches
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama