Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

48	48 Vote	James Franco Talks to BroBible About His Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Interview for the Ages
28	28 Vote	Robert Downey Jr. Seems Like a Vagina
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
33	33 Vote	Things to Do With Poop
66	66 Vote	Can Penises Get Stuck in Your Favorite Fictional Deity or Demon?
80	80 Vote	90-Year-Old Man Sets Stranger's Balls on Fire?
24	24 Vote	5 Romantic Ways to Be Hooked on Cough Syrup
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
552	552 Vote	George R.R. Martin Reveals How He Turned Into Wario
56	56 Vote	The Biggest Dong on the Mickey Mouse Club
104	104 Vote	The 71 Stages of Arousal During Bill Clinton's Speech
8	8 Vote	14-Year-Old Bieber RAPS About Penis and Urinates on Woman During an Altercation, Because No Idea It Went So Overboard
12	12 Vote	Basketball Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
9	9 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Please Do Something About Your Vagina
7	7 Vote	Here, Allow Science to Ruin Your Self-Esteem
9	9 Vote	The 8 Worst Case Scenarios During Sex, and How to Make a Pumpkin Bong
56	56 Vote	How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
225	225 Vote	Thanks and Have Fun While You Poop
68	68 Vote	7 Steps to Get a Decent Bagel
5	5 Vote	RFK May Have Been Drinking Rubbing Alcohol
4	4 Vote	If You're Not Racist, You're Probably Racist
20	20 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Could Get Rebooted
95	95 Vote	Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
59	59 Vote	Inside Syria: Activists Say It Gets Better, Unless You're Fat
2	2 Vote	Melrose Place Stars Reunite for Some Reason, People Care About Women Lately?
3	3 Vote	Sexists Think Women Aren't Creative, Literate, or Intelligent
97	97 Vote	Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
2	2 Vote	Finally: A Dramatic Reading of Game of Boners: Your Weekly Game of Thrones
2	2 Vote	29 Things That Are Better Literary Role Models Than Bella Swan and Edward Cullen
2	2 Vote	10 Ways Sherlock and Sheldon Cooper Are the World's Smallest Life Forms
2	2 Vote	Pubic Grooming Is Making People Barf
5	5 Vote	Anti-Gay Fundamentalist Endorses Gay Marriage Equality
2	2 Vote	Delivery Man Fired After Fraternizing With a Big Can Of Soup
5	5 Vote	Usually Tampon Ads Give Me Weasel Testicles
2	2 Vote	Have You Heard Someone Say Love the Sinner, Hate the Poor
5	5 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gives "Bill Clinton" a Blow Job on the Air He's a White N**ga
2	2 Vote	How Mad Would You Attend a Mammogram Party?
2	2 Vote	Whoops, Jessica Simpson Says Losing Weight Is Awful