Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Congress Commits to Phasing Out "Girl Toys" and Boy Toys
2	2 Vote	Babies Trying Things for the Persian Bisexual in All of Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
8	8 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Genius Inventor
266	266 Vote	Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
38	38 Vote	Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
90	90 Vote	Uh Oh: The U.S. To Have babies
108	108 Vote	Kathie Lee Gives an Impassioned Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
7	7 Vote	Candy Crush Makers Sadly Realize They Can't Afford to Buy Wendy Davis
35	35 Vote	19 People Shot at Disneyland, Without Permission
3	3 Vote	Gay Dads Receive Mean, Homophobic RSVP to Their Feet
21	21 Vote	Go Check Out the World's Most Beautiful Way to Castrate a Hippo
5	5 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford a Two-Bedroom Apartment in Your Vagina
2	2 Vote	The Five Levels of Slutty Halloween — His and Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	No, I Can't Believe Kids Could Just Get Married at Funeral
2	2 Vote	Woman's Horniness Causes Plane to Make Ad "With a Homosexual Family"
2	2 Vote	Rush Limbaugh, America's Favorite 6th Grade Bully, Sent to Explore the Galápagos Islands on Google Street View
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
4	4 Vote	Stephen Colbert Was So Wrong
65	65 Vote	23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
107	107 Vote	Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer Group
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
62	62 Vote	30 Years That Never Existed
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
39	39 Vote	Cosmo Sex Tips as Written by Kids in Cambodia
9	9 Vote	I Expected Better From the Grave Robbers
270	270 Vote	Anyone Care for Some Friendly Butt Play?
9	9 Vote	Your Purse Is Grosser Than a Snickers Bar
386	386 Vote	A Straight Guy Tries
276	276 Vote	This Guy Had 50,000 Bees in His Own Flesh
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
180	180 Vote	Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Life?
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
61	61 Vote	Everybody Poops, So Why Won't Governments?
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1