Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
9	9 Vote	American Culture Is Fucked
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
309	309 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
33	33 Vote	Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails in Space
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
50	50 Vote	Special Needs Student Suspended for Bringing Joy to School
389	389 Vote	Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
6	6 Vote	Clinton Hopes to Soon Offer Monsters Free Therapy Sessions
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
4	4 Vote	Patrick Stewart and Ian Somerhalder Split Up
33	33 Vote	Physicists Can't Be Sexist Anymore
12	12 Vote	11 Disney Princesses Ranked by Intelligence
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
110	110 Vote	Surely the Dalai Lama Would Approve of Miley's MTV Twerkfest
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating