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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing
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Google Threatens to Fuck Up
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
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Men Just as Gross as They Sound
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!?
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Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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Autism Linked to Autism
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Investing in People's Buttholes
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Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
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Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
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Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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Hey, Remember the Early 1800s
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Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina
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Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
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Life Has Been Cancelled
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To Do: Go to Hell
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch