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Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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Our Office Is Too Big -- We Need a Pirate
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Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Rihanna's Adventure in Space
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Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Sonic Is in Labor
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Your Baby Is Totally Dumb
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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My Year as an African Lion
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
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This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK
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Uh-Oh: Jon Stewart Returns to Porn
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Congress Is Definitely Drunk
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
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Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water