Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	What Grooms Really Think of Their Butts and Crotches
185	185 Vote	Man Trains His Dog to Run for Office
62	62 Vote	Joe Biden Stole Your Heart
307	307 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
52	52 Vote	I Thought Clouds Were Supposed to Have Faithful Penises
118	118 Vote	The Problem With Making Homemade Porn
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
38	38 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Colorful Cartoon Makeover
64	64 Vote	Philly Has a Poop-Powered Motorcycle
86	86 Vote	How to Get the Flu
88	88 Vote	Would Jesus Be Gay for Ignoring Stripper's Hot Boobs
6	6 Vote	The Pains of Being a Shithead
55	55 Vote	4 Reasons Mosquitos Will Be Pussies
9	9 Vote	Wiki Wormhole: Let Wikipedia Help You Climax
147	147 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The War on Drugs: Suck My Cock
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
8	8 Vote	Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Things You Can Drink 1	1
32	32 Vote	What Was Up With Nelson Mandela
131	131 Vote	Bored? Check Out the Shitbags
8	8 Vote	People's Impressions of a Muffin Tin — YES
215	215 Vote	Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself 1	1
111	111 Vote	Catch Your Horny Teen Humping? Make It Easier
21	21 Vote	Why Do Chefs Want to Kill Hitler
289	289 Vote	Ronald Reagan Was Terrible at Sex, Says Startup Founder, Sex Haver
8	8 Vote	Man Wakes Up at the E3 Conference
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
3	3 Vote	How Can a Child's Head Explode
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
189	189 Vote	Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman 2	2
91	91 Vote	New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks 1	1
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1

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