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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
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Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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New Game Is Stupid
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
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All Dogs Go to Prison
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Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
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In Defense of Selfies at Funerals
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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There's So Much Ass
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
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I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles
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Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth
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Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
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Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway
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The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
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What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names
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What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica
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There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
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How to Make Black Friends
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We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Yelp User Posts Negative Review Online
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Why You Should Be Fired