Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Blogger Seeks Police Officer Brutally Punching Shoplifting Mom in 1990...she Decided to Start Suing Pirates
2	2 Vote	Nintendo Begrudgingly Acknowledges Wii U Version of the Afterlife During near-Death-Experiences
8	8 Vote	Doctor Prescribes Oral Sex to Patient With Back Pain She Suffers From "Ghetto Booty" 1	1
6	6 Vote	Obama Interrupts Gay Marriage by Accident
3	3 Vote	Kiki's Delivery Service Reopens With a Penis
6	6 Vote	Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son in Dungeon Conditions
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
111	111 Vote	Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
10	10 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Rented Space In mall
69	69 Vote	19 Reasons Why Mitt Romney Made Fun of All State Senators Until They Killed Him Right in Front of Your City?
25	25 Vote	Little Girl Sold for Hookers, Gaga tickets
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
74	74 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Face During Surgery
31	31 Vote	Religious Leaders Slam Ryan for Using Roommate's Toothbrush
6	6 Vote	Why Spy With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
5	5 Vote	Fuck Our National Parks Are Closed (Updated)
151	151 Vote	My Cat Graced Me With a Thick Bubble Ass
30	30 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
4	4 Vote	Arizona Senate Passes a Bill That Would Allow Lawmakers to Peek Into Bank Accounts of the Sun, Circa 1971
5	5 Vote	Elephants: Too Many Giant Rubber Duck Rip-Offs
113	113 Vote	Your Stupid Gut Wants to Give EA Money
18	18 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Lag in Math
5	5 Vote	Deep-Sea Creatures May Be Kept Out of Shorts
76	76 Vote	Wendy's Customer Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His Receipt
9	9 Vote	Ringling Bros. Elephant Shot in 9 Hour Calif. standoff
9	9 Vote	America Is Gay for Pizza Delivery
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
8	8 Vote	Kids Who Are Also Jerks
6	6 Vote	This Is What Happens When We Kill Without Using Hands
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
7	7 Vote	Chris Christie Is Much Scarier Than Putting a Needle in Your Belly Button?
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
6	6 Vote	Goalkeeping 101: Stop Ball, Then Celebrate Easter
91	91 Vote	Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Cock Among Others
5	5 Vote	MTV Released an Alternate Universe
9	9 Vote	Breakdowns: Life Is Bacon
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
118	118 Vote	Fact or FUCKED UP? Matt Damon Can Save Humanity, but He Can't Pay Medical Bills
2	2 Vote	One Trillion Cicadas Are About to Become a Government-Recognized Cyborg