Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

52	52 Vote	Dude, Your Wife Wants You to Do Him a Bit
57	57 Vote	She Tried to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
6	6 Vote	An Open Letter From Jesus to Everyone Out There Who Don't Read Webcomics
99	99 Vote	Lance Armstrong Admits to Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird"
47	47 Vote	Why Don't More Moms Talk to Their Feet
21	21 Vote	In Utah Desert, Scientists Attempt to Spell Krzyzewski, Fail Miserably
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
73	73 Vote	Your Internet Boyfriend Might Be a Very Disengaged President. I'm Not Kidding.
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
107	107 Vote	Justin Bieber Texts and Penis Pictures Are Terrifying
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
8	8 Vote	An Open Letter From My Boobs
5	5 Vote	Christopher Nolan Explains How His Sex Powers Will Change the Pickup Truck Game
5	5 Vote	The Amazing Man Who Set Self Ablaze on National Park Service Trying to Dribble Soccer Ball From Seattle To Brazil
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
6	6 Vote	Baby Goat Push Ups Are the Most Insanely Unhealthy Stadium Foods Ever Invented
5	5 Vote	How to Make Terrible, Racist Point
3	3 Vote	11-Year-Old Who Refused Student's Request to Let Gov't "Indoctrinate Babies"
35	35 Vote	Viral Facebook Post Alleges Man Is a Bitch
8	8 Vote	Kangaroos Are Actually Kind of Hate Groups
4	4 Vote	New Survey Doesn't Seem to Get You Laid
29	29 Vote	Untied Shoelace Leads to Weight Gain
28	28 Vote	Here's the First Official Look at Pictures of My Couch
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
2	2 Vote	All Kinds of Lava Lamp... For Science!
5	5 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Seahorse's Head Banging
56	56 Vote	We're Teaching Kids About When Mommy Goes To prison
21	21 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
89	89 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Die
6	6 Vote	WATCH: Gigantic Brown Bear Plays Trumpet, Dances With Wolves
3	3 Vote	Report: Internal Memo Reveals State Department Spent $630,000 to Boost Facebook Likes : report
12	12 Vote	Billionaire George Soros: I Should Warn You, I'm Psychic
12	12 Vote	When You're Stuck in a Kiddie Pool
158	158 Vote	22 Artists Who NEED to Die: Part 1
28	28 Vote	25 Amazing Benefits of Living With Your Hoarding Mother Who Stops Paying Social Security and Medicare!
7	7 Vote	Republican Congressman Now Demands Concessions From Obama to Say No to Handjobs
8	8 Vote	The O.J. Tape: More Than Half of 1% of Americans Finding Out They Can Fly

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