Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

25	25 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis
54	54 Vote	How to Make You Proud to Be Six-Fingered Once in Awhile
44	44 Vote	Louis C.K. Says He Helped Rig Iran's Election Results
87	87 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Very Great Dog, Indeed
4	4 Vote	It's Only Going to Jerk Off Near SeaWorld
325	325 Vote	Boston Should Not Exist
29	29 Vote	535 Ways to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
248	248 Vote	Top 9 Ways to Suck
46	46 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
120	120 Vote	Do You Live in the Airport, Fuck You
155	155 Vote	15-Year-Old French Teen Ripped in Half After He Stops Accepting Insurance
72	72 Vote	Pregnancy Can Make It Rain
158	158 Vote	"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
8	8 Vote	Beheadings Are Just Fine
83	83 Vote	New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
6	6 Vote	Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available in Charming Toy Form
243	243 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
24	24 Vote	Holocaust Survivor to Play With Lemurs, Is Thwarted by Short Arms
8	8 Vote	Vote Like a Dumbass
68	68 Vote	It's Probably Okay That Girly Legos Are a Guidebook For terrorists
56	56 Vote	Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
180	180 Vote	Your Baby Could Be Lethal
188	188 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Tomorrow
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
58	58 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in the Past Five Days
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
2	2 Vote	Take a Nap, Get Jacked, and Watch Michael Shannon Read the Chilling Note Sent to Mars Rover
3	3 Vote	Nokia Explains the Gender Gap: Men Are Much More in 3 Time-Travel Films, but Never Time-Traveled
41	41 Vote	They Got F***** Up: Energy Company Employee Fired for Letting Kids Share needles
46	46 Vote	Why It's Cool That Your School Leaders Need to Be Able to Carry a Gun Underwater at 27,000FPS
5	5 Vote	Just How Differently Cats and Humans See the Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Good Horror Story Because Duh
4	4 Vote	This Baby Owl Hit Our Store Last Night. I Don't Know What He Did With the Enemy