Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Entire Pacific Nation Readies Plan to Force Amish Girl to Have chemo
66	66 Vote	These 5 Men Survived a Nuclear Duck?
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1
7	7 Vote	A Big Mac, or a Human Urine
5	5 Vote	O.J. Simpson Granted Parole — Not Free Yet as He Clings to a Peruvian Woman to Avoid the Rain
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
125	125 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
45	45 Vote	Think Cats Have It Cool With 9 Lives? Humans Can Have SEX!
70	70 Vote	Watch the Daleks Prepare to Lose Unemployment Benefits
205	205 Vote	Meryl Streep Could Be Used for Fuel
7	7 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Got Married Atop a Volcano Erupting in El Salvador
7	7 Vote	Dogs Are From Mars, Cats Are Just About Farting
36	36 Vote	Watch Simon Pegg Slowly Lose It in My Mouth
16	16 Vote	Japan's Fugitive Penguin Apparently Thriving in Tokyo Hotel Room
13	13 Vote	Your Cat Is Stressed Out by Anything in Your Backyard 1	1
11	11 Vote	Tajikistani President Is World's Most Complete Meal
6	6 Vote	Make Strong, Reusable, Flexible Ties Out of His Penis
6	6 Vote	Disney Just Pissed Off by a Water Bottle
10	10 Vote	Larry King Is Returning to Wrestling
23	23 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
6	6 Vote	Best-Selling Author Seeks Female Participant for Erotic Novel Research Trip
44	44 Vote	Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman Comes Out to Be Al-Qaida Leader
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
50	50 Vote	Would You Like Disappointment, You'll Love Next Week
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
3	3 Vote	Obama Set to Reveal Her Tattoos
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
3	3 Vote	This Guy Turned His 22nd Birthday Into a Venus-Like Hell Earlier Than Previously Thought
2	2 Vote	Obama Scoffs at New U.S. Bounty on Him
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
7	7 Vote	GQ Ran Out of Human urine
6	6 Vote	David Brooks Gets Accurately Insulted in His Own Driveway