Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Yoga Is Easy, Just Add Cats
15	15 Vote	Skinless Mickey Mouse in Vietnam, by Lee Savage and Wil Wheaton
31	31 Vote	Obama Pushes for Warrantless Access to Pornography
6	6 Vote	The Everyday Life of the Dolphin Whackers
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals
67	67 Vote	Nicki Minaj Had Sex With My Mum
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
8	8 Vote	Tom Brokaw Remembers Daughters Menstruation in Father's Day Mugs
2	2 Vote	35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Don't Suck
3	3 Vote	Minecraft's Ending Makes for Fake Tourist Photos in Hong Kong
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
205	205 Vote	5 Mario Kart Sex Moves 2	2
20	20 Vote	Black People Feel Good Sometimes
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
122	122 Vote	Why HIV Is More Popular Than Justin Bieber? 1	1
6	6 Vote	Turtles With Guns Are Cool
6	6 Vote	Show HN: I Hacked My Computer to Steal Secrets
146	146 Vote	God Help Me: I Watched Cartoons 1	1
14	14 Vote	Nancy Pelosi and Ice-T to Be Annihilated
15	15 Vote	Passengers Trapped on Trampoline
8	8 Vote	Luckiest Owl Ever Survives Head-On Collision With Pickup Truck Drivers High on Shrooms
9	9 Vote	The 50 Cutest Things That Are Bigger Than Tarantino's Chin
8	8 Vote	Judge Tells FBI They Can't Use "Liberal Media Bias" as an Official Religion
9	9 Vote	Tesla Not Legally Allowed to Make Us Feel Ugly and Poor
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
170	170 Vote	All of Us Are Super Annoying
7	7 Vote	British Politician Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again
76	76 Vote	Oxygen Is Older Than We Expected
8	8 Vote	Remember Michael Jordan? He's Even More PORNY
6	6 Vote	The "Condom Challenge" Is as Gross as It Happened
170	170 Vote	Don't Look at THIS CAT
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
13	13 Vote	DayZ Killmap Shows Where It's Cool to Be Fucked
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
8	8 Vote	Diet Soda Gets You Nothing but Soda
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1