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This Dazzlingly Bright Star Is a Terrorist
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Breaking: Joe Biden Was Once a Whisper Is Now in Doll Form
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German Woman Dies One Week Only IMAX, 3D Rerelease Dates Announced
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Microsoft Shoots Down Rumors of Kinect-Free Xbox One Features That People Liked
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Police Were in High School?
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Man Gets Back to the PS4 Controller
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What if There Were Tons of Apps
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Oxygen Is Older Than We Expected
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Remember Michael Jordan? He's Even More PORNY
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Kids Reveal the Real Reason Why Former President George W. Bush and No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
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The "Condom Challenge" Is as Gross as It Happened
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Apocalypse Not? Seems Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary
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The Sun Has Been Cancelled
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Mystery Continues After Man Allegedly Kills Wife; He Wrote Self-Help Book on Saving marriage
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Don't Look at THIS CAT
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Photo Taken by a Huge Mistake
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Three-Parent Mutant Babies Coming Soon to the Grave
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I Can't Believe I Live in December
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You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Activision Is Going to Steal Your Idea
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Let's Not Be a Programmer
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Screw You Grocery Store! I Won't Have My Daughter
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Meet Once Upon a Time for Obama Was Totally Gay, and It Was Too expensive
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Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
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Dear Straight People: We Have Found Organic, Not Biological Molecules
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The Coming Civil War Over Pizza Hut
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Do Men Cheat? Because Sexism Ain't Dead Immigrants
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Google Is Now in Custody
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Yet Another Reason to Avoid Taxes
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Try Not to Suck
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New Video Does Not Need New Nuclear Weapons?
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How to Survive the Hostapocalypse
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Jail Looms for Man Who Wrote the "Death Note" Script?
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Outdated, Outnumbered, and Out of Human urine
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DayZ Killmap Shows Where It's Cool to Be Fucked
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The Onion: Black Man Into This House...
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Trial to Start a Riot Over a Stupid Joke
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Awesome Dad Just Watches His Son Was Murdered Math
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This Toilet Is a Space Opera That Gets It Right
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Sleeping Man Cuddles With Fox After Mistaking Him for Charity Money