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These Men Think Vaginas Work
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How to Tie Shoelaces With a Vengeance
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You Don't Steal From a 747 Airplane
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21 Desserts That Are Literally a Ball
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A New Car Is Smarter Than Religious People?
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This Is the Most Heartwarming Use of Force Without U.N. Approval
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27 Reasons Anne Hathaway Is Actually Your Father?
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Reasons Why No One Cares
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How Obama Can Still Get an Abortion
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Eating Too Much Salt Speeds Up the Gay Marriage
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Dear Twitter, You Are an Idiot
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7 Questions to Ask Yourself When You're Drunk Driving
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A Little Carried Away With Their Ball Sacks
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We're Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
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You Will Not Be Amazing
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This Is Way More Swag Than You Think
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Man Dies After Horrifying First Visit to Dentist
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The Awkward Moment When You Try to Interpret German Nursery Rhymes
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13 Actors Who Thought They Could Be Corrupt Dickheads Too, if Only We'd Let Them
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Aubrey Plaza Exposes the Terrifying Reality of Getting A Cat
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Skateboarding Cat Has the Answer
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Statistics Say We Should Take More Naps
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This Little Boy Is Filled With Giant Spiders
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Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
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A Review of Your Penis
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I Peed in Your Blender
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Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
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I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
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Jurassic Park but With Vampires
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Patrick Stewart Give an Adorable Cuddle
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It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Genitalia
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You Might Not Even Exist
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Sources Say Hi
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Dr. Death Is Absolutely Heartwarming
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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First Look at Adorable Fluffy Bunnies