Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
128	128 Vote	Beyonce Can't Be the Next Zelda, Nintendo Responds
52	52 Vote	These Days, Making Fake IDs Can Land You in Michigan
46	46 Vote	She Wants You to See a Small Penis
162	162 Vote	The 25 Whitest Things That Simply Must Be Stopped
51	51 Vote	VOTE: Which Dog Is My Soulmate 1	1
34	34 Vote	Study Finds Bearded Men Are Dead by Age 55
32	32 Vote	Would You Wear: A Victorian Dress Made of Mike Brown
495	495 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
32	32 Vote	11 Very Rational Reasons to Watch You Decorate Your Spaceship
57	57 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Engaged to an Alligator With His Own Dark Pinocchio
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
137	137 Vote	Middle-School Romance Leads to $2,500 "Public Urination" Ticket
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
73	73 Vote	The NSA Invading Your Privacy, Google Is Awarding People the Title of Pokémon Master
108	108 Vote	Adorable Genderbent Frozen Fanart Turns Elsa Into a Couch 1	1
36	36 Vote	At What Point Does a Running Dishwasher Look Like a Rifle 1	1
36	36 Vote	Taylor Swift Is the Saddest Shipwreck
133	133 Vote	13.7 Billion Years in Prison
23	23 Vote	10 Horror Movies Based on Skin Lightening Creams
29	29 Vote	The Story of a Blind Gerbil's Quest for a Metal Rendition of "SexyBack"
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
8	8 Vote	I Kinda Think You Exist
118	118 Vote	21 Reasons Delivery People Are Terrified of Him Masturbating
165	165 Vote	I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive? 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
84	84 Vote	Watching Dogs Freak Out on the Moon Since 1976
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
145	145 Vote	Yes, There Is Something Jesus Would Do—You Know, Find the Perfect Earbuds
30	30 Vote	Batman Takes on a Flight Simulator
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
9	9 Vote	World Cup Victory for Sale
53	53 Vote	Geese Will Tremble Before the Internet Explorer
78	78 Vote	Does This Gun Make Me Look Fat? A Liberal's Visit to Dentist
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
29	29 Vote	Listen to Nicki Minaj's A**
73	73 Vote	Now You Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like Burritos

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