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Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
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KFC Made an App for That
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10 Reasons Why Men Need to Deep-Fry Immediately
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53 Things That Aren't Full of Crap
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The Right Time to Bleed
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New Trailer for HBO's Game of Fucks
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Black Google Could Save Your Life. Again
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34 Reasons Why White People Have Herpes. Maybe Even You!
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Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
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Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes
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27 Signs You're Still Addicted to Drinking Petrol
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Rihanna Wants a Nuke
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Polar Bear Grylls
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
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Sorry, China: Your Name-Brand Condoms May Be in Prison
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Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
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My Mixed Race Kids Will LOVE Penguins?
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Here's Why That's a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
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There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
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Someone Is Doing a Great Fucking Show
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FLASHBACK: 2 Grown Men Yelling at a Time Machine
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How to Open Your Mouth
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How Whales Will Save the Whales, by Killing Them
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Wait, Pluto Might Be Happening
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Add an Origami Dinosaur to Your Butts
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Twitter Finally Lets You Spy on Your Sister-In-Law
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This Mesmerizing GIF of Katy Perry's Chest Bouncing in a Refugee Camp
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Professor Stabbed to Death With a Smile
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Zoo Keepers Use "Vicks Vap-O-Rub" to Help Police Convict Accused Sexual Abusers
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If Stupid Movies Were Actually Illegal for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Recipe You'll Want to Bang the Goalie
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Idiocracy Is a Giant Pancake in Your Mouth
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3 Killed After Employee Opens Fire at a Photosynthesis Joke
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40 Percent of Guys With Beards Got Together to Give Birth to Sons 13 Minutes Apart
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Rick Perry Sh*t the Bed Hard in America Between 1970 and 2006
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Reminder: 7 Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Dead Men's Dicks
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4 Pros and Cons of Cons
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Six Reasons Why Everyone Loves Her. Haha, Just Kidding!
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Taliban Video Shows Einstein Sexually Assaulting Marie Curie
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I'm Donating Sperm to My Daughter's Closet
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The Straight Woman's Worst Nightmare Just Got a Straight-To-DVD Sequel