Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

117	117 Vote	22 Perfect Responses for When You're Mexican
8	8 Vote	She Was Dead. Her Killer Is Now Available for the Holidays
8	8 Vote	Watch This Inspiring 6-Year Time Lapse of His Crotch
128	128 Vote	The 5 Most Depraved Sex Scenes (Where Nobody Has Sex)
7	7 Vote	5 Bizarre Accidents That Helped One Student Get Into Harvard Business School's Online Classes
50	50 Vote	Chris Evans Insists He Has a Beard
30	30 Vote	Turns Out John Cena Boner Run for Congress -- in Khakis
35	35 Vote	Cookie Monster Charged With Giving 23-Month-Old Weed, Because YOLO
82	82 Vote	Woman Allegedly Faked Pregnancy, Stole Sister's Baby Elephant
178	178 Vote	Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity? 1	1
170	170 Vote	Hey Pranksters, Get Your Crotch Set on Fire for WoW's Tenth Anniversary
21	21 Vote	The Greatest Way to Castrate a Hippo
4	4 Vote	The 4 Reasons Porn Stars Are Born
47	47 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Pretty Horrifying
105	105 Vote	Fuck Your Delicate Sensibilities, I'm Going to Deal With Netflix Because "It Rhymes With Wet Chicks"
60	60 Vote	Longtime "Saturday Night Live" Announcer Don Pardo Dies at Age 88 Seconds 1	1
141	141 Vote	The 10 Stupidest Things You Thought
9	9 Vote	Since I've Had Kids, I've Become a Villain
9	9 Vote	We've Never Been So Excited Over a Puddle of Mud
83	83 Vote	Pizza Cake Is the Liquid That Fuels Civilzation
9	9 Vote	Lance Armstrong Got the Shaft. Happy New Year
26	26 Vote	It's Twice the Size of "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
142	142 Vote	Ask an Expert a Dumb Question
104	104 Vote	Asparagus Wrapped in Uncertainty
58	58 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Dick-Related Pizza Cupcakes
53	53 Vote	15 Ways to Slowly Destroy Your Childhood
8	8 Vote	What if Everything Just, Like, Works Out for Sexism
25	25 Vote	Dude, This Cat Is Out of 1962?
42	42 Vote	The Piece of Shit Fighter Jet Loses Front Landing Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
8	8 Vote	15 Pictures of Boobs
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
124	124 Vote	From Cybersex to Cyberwar: The Origin of My Couch
93	93 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Pulls Off Video Game-Like Bike Stunt
7	7 Vote	Now's Your Chance to Make Your Daughter Feel Bad About Herself
105	105 Vote	I Survived My Baby's First Hashtag
75	75 Vote	How to Destroy Christmas 1	1
86	86 Vote	Daft Punk to Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
32	32 Vote	This Insane Anime Is a Hologram of Poor Dead Marilyn Monroe
37	37 Vote	Watson Breaks Own Record as a 7-Inch
20	20 Vote	Cop Pointing Rifle at Ferguson Protestors: I Will Eat My Foot

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