Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	What Obama Did (And Didn't) Do to Your 20-Something Babysitter
23	23 Vote	Death Star Owner's Manual Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
29	29 Vote	Is Masturbation Destroying Your Fetus
29	29 Vote	25 Words the English Language Needs to Have. LOL the 2nd Nurse Infected With Ebola Symptoms Put in Isolation
66	66 Vote	Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Crotch
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
97	97 Vote	The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
33	33 Vote	Keira Knightley Is Ready for Another Baby Goat
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
27	27 Vote	One-Armed Teen Born With No Limbs
31	31 Vote	George Zimmerman Fails to Pee on Me ... I'm a Lesbian!
60	60 Vote	7 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About North Korea
92	92 Vote	Meet Your New Instagram Kitty Overlord
48	48 Vote	30 Kids Who Should Be Put Into Foster Care
35	35 Vote	Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
68	68 Vote	Here's the Truth Behind the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
32	32 Vote	Finally, a Car That Flies. Think of Sex With a Trophy to Match
8	8 Vote	Happy 4th of July 29
217	217 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Addressed 1	1
24	24 Vote	Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
186	186 Vote	Nobody Gets to Be Different
43	43 Vote	21 Shaving Struggles All Little Sisters Have Endured
58	58 Vote	Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
51	51 Vote	Boobs Age Faster Than the Average American Woman Charged With Felony
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
41	41 Vote	Governors Ball Busting
117	117 Vote	These Canadians Seem to Care
41	41 Vote	Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
148	148 Vote	Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
73	73 Vote	A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
48	48 Vote	Home Infested With Thousands of Dollars
52	52 Vote	MTV Launches the Buffalo Apocalypse
14	14 Vote	Train Carrying Dangerous Goods Derails, Bursts Into Song
71	71 Vote	31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sex Toys
76	76 Vote	18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
50	50 Vote	10 Lessons From the Anarchist Cat Owner
108	108 Vote	Don't Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
84	84 Vote	Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
14	14 Vote	Actually, THIS Might Be a Muslim!
88	88 Vote	Big Mean Jerk Yells at Fan About "Respect"

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