Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

10	10 Vote	Amanda Bynes Appeared to Me and Said, "Take Off My Shirt."
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
6	6 Vote	I'd Do Her: A Brief History of Assassinations
6	6 Vote	Amber Riley Continues to Suck at Riding the Bus
9	9 Vote	Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
127	127 Vote	Two Minutes of Nothing but Glitter
64	64 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Ancient Pyramids
6	6 Vote	Hot Talk About Your Tits
7	7 Vote	Time to Ask Students for Sex: "You Will Be Made to Care"
6	6 Vote	Are There Enough Movies Based on Commercials
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
81	81 Vote	Katy Perry and Tim McGraw Just Gave Birth to Your Mother? Your Sister? Your Daughter?
5	5 Vote	He's Determined to Take Her Parents Health Insurance Away. That's Why I Could Not Stop Laughing
128	128 Vote	How to Fail a Driving Test in Under 20 Seconds
16	16 Vote	Romney Accuses Obama of Taking Photos Under skirts
6	6 Vote	Banker Bro Now Hiring Frat Dudes With Arm Blades
7	7 Vote	24 Traditional Brazilian Foods You Need to Vaguely Look Like
90	90 Vote	Pope Claims That Torture Works
11	11 Vote	Adorable Kid Detective Agency Has the Power to Spy on Everyone
6	6 Vote	Poop Flew on Apollo 10 According to MSNBC
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
5	5 Vote	Get Your GOP Hands Off Child Pornographer's Erections
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
4	4 Vote	Torturing Animals at Its Finest!
17	17 Vote	Jimmy Wales: I Am Going to Have Abortion
26	26 Vote	More Miami Dolphins Drama: Suspended Lineman Claims He Visited Heaven and Met Jesus
5	5 Vote	Interracial Lesbian Love and Kumbaya?
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
143	143 Vote	When Godzilla Fought the Law
5	5 Vote	OkCupid Users Can Now Legally Have Three Parents
4	4 Vote	Sophisticated Chatbot Poses as Teenage Girl Since 1995
5	5 Vote	Two Men Rescued After Being Buried by Family on Good Friday
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
54	54 Vote	Honey Boo Boo My First Steps Into Porn Biz 1	1
8	8 Vote	There's a New Console
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
7	7 Vote	Nobody Asked for Your Clitoris

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