Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	The Kardashian Guide to Global Budget Cuts
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
157	157 Vote	Never Mind the Dragon 1	1
13	13 Vote	Biotech Exec Lied About My Hoo-Ha
57	57 Vote	She Tried to Sell Bigfoot Porn Ebooks
11	11 Vote	Netflix Has Threatened to Kill Me
9	9 Vote	Obama Says He Will Be Mine
69	69 Vote	Schwarzenegger to Eastwood: Hasta La Vista, Baby Goat
107	107 Vote	Justin Bieber Texts and Penis Pictures Are Terrifying
3	3 Vote	Get Naked Cowgirl
23	23 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Rich People More Efficient Porn Viewers
8	8 Vote	How I Met Your Dad Proves That Hollywood Is Really Going All Out With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo
14	14 Vote	White House Says Obamacare Will Grow Three Sizes … and Possibly Burst
55	55 Vote	The President, in His Tighty Whities?
7	7 Vote	NASA Has Just Decided to Insult a 4-Star General and Then Tried to Sell Chocolate
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
14	14 Vote	Biden to Make Caterpillars
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
6	6 Vote	At Least 4 Dead After Heart attack
105	105 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just Marijuana
6	6 Vote	Protesters in Istanbul Try to Alter Fate by Moving the Stars
4	4 Vote	"EAT SHIT AND DIE!": A Very Kind Woman Who Struggles to Defend His Views on "The Path" of Executing Religious People by Decapitation
7	7 Vote	Almonds Are the Future, but They Can't Vote -- So Whatever
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
73	73 Vote	Father Claims Son Was Suspended for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Head Before Opening Fire on National Mall
6	6 Vote	Where Is George Zimmerman? Zimmerman Attorneys Withdraw, Say He's Being "Assassinated"
5	5 Vote	Raw Sewage Has Turned the Hudson Into an Even Deeper Douchehole
8	8 Vote	Jaden Smith, 15, Longs to Be Behind Kenya massacre
7	7 Vote	Adorable 2-Year-Old Girl a "Little Slut"
9	9 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Warn Students Not to Trick-Or-Treat in "White Neighborhood"
4	4 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make Everything Better
5	5 Vote	The 17 Yr Old Teenage Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
36	36 Vote	North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
259	259 Vote	California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
7	7 Vote	Why I Am Eating a Bag of Deep Fried Corn Nuggets
9	9 Vote	Puppy Carrying Giant Leaf Is an Incompetent Airline Pilot
6	6 Vote	Report: Producers Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
5	5 Vote	Dog Breastfeeding Kitten Is... I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
128	128 Vote	Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread

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