Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

63	63 Vote	Here's Your Chance to Spend $2 Billion
4	4 Vote	This Broccoli-Quinoa Salad Is the Low-Sugar Jam That Really Tastes Like Rust
184	184 Vote	Dodgeball With a Knife 3	3
57	57 Vote	Trump Poised to Start a Massacre
4	4 Vote	Weird Hexagon on Saturn Is Way Overpriced
146	146 Vote	This Is Why Everyone Is Sad 1	1
147	147 Vote	President Trump Claims FBI Does Not Exist
103	103 Vote	Two Killed in a "Very Beautiful Way"
156	156 Vote	Wanna Stop the Apocalypse? Naw
63	63 Vote	Ancient Disease Is Making Us Dumber
52	52 Vote	Muhammad Ali Floats Like a Toilet Seat
301	301 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
7	7 Vote	Primary Wins Bring a Plague of Venomous Snakes
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
128	128 Vote	Woman Falls Off Antarctica
5	5 Vote	Cop Caught on Camera
4	4 Vote	What We Know About Freddie Mercury
56	56 Vote	Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes 1	1
72	72 Vote	Once There Were Meth Heads in Ancient Egypt Too!
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
4	4 Vote	In Memory of Lobsters Who Died in Ancient Pompeii
109	109 Vote	Kanye West Says He Died in Police Pursuit
7	7 Vote	Holy Fire Burns Hundreds of Ancient, Mummified Penguins in Antarctica?
5	5 Vote	The Predator Is Back in the Morning Grind
5	5 Vote	Florida Burger King Carl Sagan Shot Into Space to Kill Everybody
38	38 Vote	What if a Person Received a Transfusion Using a Spaceship
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
5	5 Vote	President Trump Says "Jews" Training Snipers
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
195	195 Vote	U.S. Citizen Died by Suicide After His Death, Report Says
70	70 Vote	7,000,000,000th Visitor to Planet Plagued by Cowardice
84	84 Vote	Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation
85	85 Vote	The Walking Dead Season 9 Will Be "Used to Persecute Christians"
96	96 Vote	PepsiCo to Buy a Nintendo Switch October 19th 1	1
119	119 Vote	Primary Challenge to Trump? It Could Be Cute Koala 3	3
49	49 Vote	Stunningly Realistic Cats Crafted Out of Hand Grenade
62	62 Vote	The Best Time of Year to Ask for Wi-Fi Password
102	102 Vote	My Toast Shot Out of My Daughter
54	54 Vote	Constipation Can Be Beaten

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