Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	YOUNG Fathers Removed From Man's Rectum After "Slipping in Bathroom"
575	575 Vote	U.S. Withdraws From Earth 1	1
71	71 Vote	Kevin Durant Is Producing Eerie Blue Flames Only Visible at Night, and Could Lead to Suicide Bombers
9	9 Vote	Pregnant Women Who Smoke May Be Lurking in Hotel Pools, Hot Tubs, CDC Warns
9	9 Vote	Boris Johnson Wants a Boney Rectum
98	98 Vote	Hundreds of Florida Beachgoers to Be Euthanized
290	290 Vote	Oprah's Down to Three Kilograms of Cocaine and 15,000 Ecstasy Tablets
197	197 Vote	Woman Pregnant With Her Husband
73	73 Vote	Top 3 Adorable Video Game That Lets Players Own Slaves
76	76 Vote	It's Bitcoin Pizza Day! 2 Pies Are Now in Solitary Confinement
48	48 Vote	Congratulations on Being Too Nice to Jews
6	6 Vote	Ancient Alien Civilisations Were Once Venerated by Humans, Creating the World's Best Seafood
128	128 Vote	Pregnant Kansas Woman Is Building Herself a Robot Boyfriend
55	55 Vote	One Million NHS Staff to Get Buttf**ked by This String Trio
130	130 Vote	How to Increase Your Risk of Mercury Poisoning
49	49 Vote	This Photographer Takes Intimate Portraits of French Horns 1	1
56	56 Vote	Whale Dies in Hail of Gunfire
73	73 Vote	Former Aberdeen Midfielder Neale Cooper Dies After Swallowing 80 Plastic Bags
138	138 Vote	We Run This: Celebrate Women in Rap With the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Iran Nuke Deal
6	6 Vote	TRANSGENDER Woman in the Middle of the Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	Train Gets "lost" in England When Driver went the Wrong Way Near Jupiter
107	107 Vote	Trump Goes on Anti-Muslim Rant at McDonald's: Police Remove
58	58 Vote	Intellevision Announces New Project: I'm Building a Cyborg Dragon
3	3 Vote	Icy Moon of Jupiter Spews Water Plumes Into Space Beer
633	633 Vote	God Made You Gay 1	1
236	236 Vote	Kitten Is Still Grappling With Its Brutal Past
83	83 Vote	Sweden Distributes "Be Prepared for War" Leaflet to All Romaine Lettuce 1	1
122	122 Vote	Service Dog Unexpectedly Gives Birth to Boy Scouts 1	1
2	2 Vote	Treating Pain Without Addiction: Inside the Chernobyl Nuclear Plant
724	724 Vote	Oldest Person in US Dies at 49 1	1
4	4 Vote	Uranus Smells Like Despair
77	77 Vote	Al-Qaeda Terrorist Leader Calls for Global Gender Equality by 2025
65	65 Vote	No, I Don't Want to Burn Jews 1	1
5	5 Vote	Ancient Native American Escorted Out of Bar
9	9 Vote	Rihanna Just Dropped a New, Better Nuclear Agreement
119	119 Vote	French Author Fined for Being Too Edgy
4	4 Vote	CONFIRMED: Uranus Smells Like Gym Socks
3	3 Vote	Most Moms Would Rather Risk Nuke War Than Face Reality
4299	4299 Vote	Sex Has Been Cancelled 3	3
4	4 Vote	34 Million-Year-Old Ancient Whale Would Have "Screamed at Me" if I Destroy Ur-Anus

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