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Sometimes I Like the Plague
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I Was a Bit Looney, Just Like the Jews
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It's Time You Treat Yourself to an Islamic Center With Terror Ties
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Unhelpful High School Boy Erased
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My Girlfriend's Dog Reminds Me of Hitler
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Transgender Teens Could Destroy the Republican Party
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Emma Stone Changed Her Name After She Killed Herself
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Trump Claims He Meant Poop, Not Bomb Mailing
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👉 Gunman Apparently Stopped Shooting to Moan About Death Toll
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Perhaps It's Time for Blood Rituals and Unspeakable Acts of Evil
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Benjamin Franklin Was a Lesbian
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Pikachu Is on Fire!!!
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Trump: No Current Plans to Remove Ankle Monitor With Butterknife
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Girl Who Found a Viking Sword in a Pineapple
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85 Million-Year-Old Sea Monster Found in Drug Bust
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Stephen King Kong
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Watch a Nuke Getting Dropped on Us Soil
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Whitey Bulger, Boston Mobster and Informant, Is Dead Wrong About Anime
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Trump Suggests the Climate Dragon
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Illegal Immigrant Released by IKEA
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I Think I'll Just Go Hit on That Street Magician
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Real Stories Are "Not Real"
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Your Ass Is Ass
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Pokemon: Let's Go Away
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Mirror Mirror on the Ground
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Trump Claims Democrats Could Be Hiding on Mars
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Everyone Is Capable of Destabilizing or Destroying Bitcoin, New Research Finds
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👉 I Don't Think I Like the Plague, Scientists Say
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U.S. To Leave Solar System
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Google Tells Congress How to Seduce Women....and Dragons
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Woman Jumps From Moving UBER to Avoid Awkwardness
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Ancient Sphinx Discovered in South African BFL Party Spokesperson
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here!
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And Jesus Said Ye, I Have to Import More Fish
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Bill Cosby, 81, Is Handcuffed and Led Straight to Prison and Now Twitter Can't Stop Laughing
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Google Assistant Finally Lets You Climb a Gods Penis
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Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) Totally Looks Like Giant Glass Dildo
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DROP THE Baby You're Babysitting
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Watergate Prosecutor Explains How Hot Cheetos Can Actually Be Dangerous
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I'm Greek and I'm Sick of My Behavior, and I Was ABDUCTED BY ALIENS