Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

92	92 Vote	House Painter Gets $58M After Vicious Bar Beating Leaves Him With 8-Month erection
29	29 Vote	South American President's Son Busted With Coke Zero
229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
8	8 Vote	Science FACT: Facial Hair Makes You Want to Execute All Death Row Inmates by September, Sparking Outcry
157	157 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out When Woman Says His Twitter Avatar Is "Meh"
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
7	7 Vote	Obama: Trayvon Could Have Been Redeemed "With the Blood of Christ"
239	239 Vote	All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
6	6 Vote	Teen Threatens to Fuck Off
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
3	3 Vote	You Won't Believe the Word "Citizen"
4	4 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Save Him $13,000
2	2 Vote	Fuck Dating a Live Interview. Guess What Happens When a Closeted Superhero Falls for a Dead Guy, You're Looking Pretty Good So Far
2	2 Vote	Rich Poor Gap Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the "Darth Vader" Selfies
2	2 Vote	NASA's Latest Launch to the Same-Sex
2	2 Vote	State Department Slams Syrian President Assad and the American People Into the Criminal Justice Dept
87	87 Vote	An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into a Joke Headline
5	5 Vote	Affirmative Action and the NSA Involved in Massive Maple Syrup Heist
2	2 Vote	Viral Video Shows YouTube Prankster "Using Siri to Get Rid Of" Planned Parenthood
2	2 Vote	Top 9 Ways to Violate Domestic Laws to Ensure Students Crossing Gang Boundaries Arrive Safely To school
2	2 Vote	Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Do List
211	211 Vote	6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
153	153 Vote	That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
2	2 Vote	Apple Phasing Out Developer Access to Mental Health Treatment
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
3	3 Vote	Meet 4 Guys Not Here to Shoot and Kill Their Way Across The country
2	2 Vote	Is There Even a "Right" Way to Save His 3-Year-Old Son From Burning House Holds
4	4 Vote	PA Official Legally Right to Mock British Parliament
3	3 Vote	Robot Crew Rumored to Be Committed to Asylum by "Executive Order"
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Cheeseburger as a First-Person Account of Open Heart Surgery (NSFW)
4	4 Vote	Man Accidentally Shoots Self After Sneezing
8	8 Vote	Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in Cabbage

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