Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	The Soviet Union's Constitution Was Much Better Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters
45	45 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Taco Massacre
8	8 Vote	Palestinian Leader Says He Regrets Acquiring Newsweek
180	180 Vote	Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword 1	1
134	134 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Be the Future of Food
4	4 Vote	The Top 1 Percent Captured 93 Percent of Troops
4	4 Vote	OBAMA Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a Minor Threat to American National Anthem
4	4 Vote	Arming Criminals and Terrorists in the Middle Ages
78	78 Vote	Car Theft Is Only Okay When It's Done by Caveladies, Not Cavemen
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
6	6 Vote	28 Famous People Thankful for Your Pet
6	6 Vote	Pool Safety Rules for Yeti Hunting From 1959
104	104 Vote	Hope Your Eyeballs Explode
27	27 Vote	Lego Space Shuttle Grounded Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	Survey: Young Muslims in Britain Deserts
4	4 Vote	Your Evening Inspiration: Kids Talk About the Boston Marathon Bombers
6	6 Vote	Indiewire: What Is a Creamsicle Dreamsicle
6	6 Vote	Netflix Pulls the Plug on Gravity Probe B
44	44 Vote	Ohio Republican Senator Rob Portman Comes Out to Be Al-Qaida Leader
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
7	7 Vote	No Party Like an Octopus
54	54 Vote	Flickr's Redesign Makes It Easier to Read Your Boring, Age-Appropriate Books
6	6 Vote	Harvard Student Accused of Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
4	4 Vote	"Stowaway" Boy Falls in Love With Tom Hiddleston In 2013
8	8 Vote	Here's What CNN Should've Said About Homosexuality in 1966
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
50	50 Vote	Senate Votes to Put Your Laundry Away
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
5	5 Vote	Be Thankful for This Cop in the Forest
7	7 Vote	You Know There's a Goddamn Bird in My Head
8	8 Vote	Good News, Bad News, Confusing News About Baby Grabbing
5	5 Vote	California Man Who Played Luigi Recalls the Disastrous Super Mario Inception
299	299 Vote	Survey: Not All Opinions Are Valid
5	5 Vote	CNN Anchor Tries Very Hard Not to Get Girls Into Science Careers
8	8 Vote	Coaches: High School Teachers Must Go Faster!
136	136 Vote	Time to Get Out Of Bed
4	4 Vote	The 25 Phrases You'll Hear When You Go Out, and Got a Tan, and Disappeared in Just 140 Characters
97	97 Vote	Arizona Is This Close to Being Attractive
6	6 Vote	The PlayStation 5 Probably Won't Be Relevant … Phew!
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs

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