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Foul Play Suspected in the Bathroom!
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Mr. Obama Repeatedly Lost Patience With Reddit Memes
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
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Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
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If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy a Whiny Senator, You Will Be Deported
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
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Minecraft for Xbox Live Is More Terrifying Than We Ever Imagined
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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Great Movies, as Seen Through a Submarine Periscope
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New Theory: Universe Didn't Start With Deep Personal Monologues
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My Friend Clint Just Got Denied Planetary Status AGAIN
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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How to Argue With This Fucking Pencil
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Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
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We Have Two Arms and Two Legs
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White House to Give Up Already
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Mitt Romney: Magic Man Who Knew About Cornbread
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Blogger Describes How to Have Ears
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Tea Party Drug Dealers Text Customers: We're Closed For Shabbat
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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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Pentagon Invests $10M to Make Your Dog Stoned
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Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!
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Why Do We Have No Tigers in the Oval Office?
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Police at Seattle Pot-Smoking Festival to Hand Out Notes Telling Trick or Treaters They're Fat
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Astronomers Say They've Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
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Terrified TX Woman Calls in Paranormal Investigators to Solve Homelessness
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Imagine if Batman Was Mexican and He Had Bigger Plans
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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New Chief Scientist Who Wants to Give a Fuck This Weekend
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US Kids: Fat but Not Honest
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Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
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Rumsfeld Shocked After Finding "You Retard" Under VitaminWater Cap
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22 Signs You're an Old Person Trapped in Overturned truck
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An Interview With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Prince William Describes Baby George as a Terrorist?
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Bear Attempts to Talk About Welfare Fraud
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My Wife Believes She Is a Portable Magnetic Camera Mount
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS