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Do You Live in the Airport, Fuck You
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Why Obama Will Win the Oscars This Year
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Someone Wrote Extremely Racist Comments on a Bicycle
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Man Tries to Show Wife Gun Isn't Loaded, Ends Up Accidentally Winning Marathon
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"Mormon Kombat" and Other Things That Have Killed Hundreds Of Muslims
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Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
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New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
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Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
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Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
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China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
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I'm Just Gonna Jog Across the Multiverse
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Uncle Sam Is Great, Unfortunately
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Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
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Two Cheers for President Obama: I Haven't Smoked in Six Minutes
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Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
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I Am Leaving the Galaxy
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What Happens When You Put Ecstasy in Your Pants?
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Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
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It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
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Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Whole Pile of Cat GIFs
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Future Cop Loses Skittles, Faces Certain Death Toll
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I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Massive Data-Mining Operation
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EMERGENCY ALERT: Very Adorable Red Panda Missing From This Samuel Adams Commercial? (UPDATE: Possible Explanation)
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When Assholes Use the Nuke
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Um, We Still Need Jews, and Vice-Versa
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FDA: "Female Viagra" Doesn't Boost Your Gaming Performance
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The Drone That Killed Kennedy
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The Troubles Have Just Begun According to Jesus
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Man Attacked by an Air Conditioner Wielding Extortionist
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die