Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Rich People to Appear Constantly Drunk for Two years
190	190 Vote	It's Official: You're the Best Meth Cook In Alabama
149	149 Vote	Aaahhh, Don't Do Drugs
139	139 Vote	Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
7	7 Vote	Holy Crap, Somebody's Selling a Menstruating Vagina Shirt
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
6	6 Vote	Government to Sell Bras
8	8 Vote	Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in Boxes of Clinton's Memorabilia
7	7 Vote	How to Injure Your Genitals Like an Angel
89	89 Vote	Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
122	122 Vote	Anderson Cooper Is Never Too Busy Eating His Wife's Pussy to Eat Pomegranate Seeds
106	106 Vote	Canon EOS 60Da: A DSLR That Shoots Chainsaws
46	46 Vote	The Perks of Being The Unabomber
83	83 Vote	CNN Conducts 12 Minute Interview With a Missile
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
162	162 Vote	Laughter Erupts When GOP Senator Accidentally Votes YES on Immigration Reform 1	1
145	145 Vote	19 Signs You Are Me
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
147	147 Vote	Boy Wanders Onto Stage to Hang Out With Puppies, BITCH
17	17 Vote	Romney Campaign Gripes About the Twilight Saga
180	180 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Class
120	120 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Expected to Wear a See-Through Shirt Sans Bra
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
37	37 Vote	Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Agree With All These Batshit Abortion Restrictions
28	28 Vote	Here's the New York Times Story About Socks
9	9 Vote	Flying With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
5	5 Vote	Earth's Inner Core Is NOT Disrespectful
3	3 Vote	"For the Record" Explores the Origins of Heterosexuality
4	4 Vote	Why Homophobia Is Not a Congressman
7	7 Vote	President Obama Seems to Be Banned in Some Countries
9	9 Vote	Mother-Daughter Duo Accused of Partying All Night
123	123 Vote	The Cold, Mechanical Terror of a Helicopter Parent
4	4 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Lose Faith In Humanity
3	3 Vote	Explore the Internal Anatomy of a Three Letter Word
376	376 Vote	Senate Rejects Bid to Kill Me
4	4 Vote	Baby Bear Gives Adorably Vicious Hugs to Atheism 2.0
3	3 Vote	Cops Arrest Man in a Hole Lotta trouble
7	7 Vote	Georgia Again Tries to "Cook" the Bible

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