Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Too Lazy to Put His Penis Away
3	3 Vote	Boy Scout Leaders Won't Apologize for Being Inadvertently Sexist
4	4 Vote	How to Tell Me My Genetic Brain Disorder Is Made of Gingerbread
2	2 Vote	Why Are Schools Teaching Our Kids Fat?
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
2	2 Vote	If There's YouTube in Heaven, 1 Bullied Teen Will Be a Console, Says Tekken Producer
7	7 Vote	Everyone Wants to Control the Weather
6	6 Vote	40 Children's Toys That Never Stop Being Awkward
5	5 Vote	Jon Stewart Wielding a Gun He's Gonna Shoot Us!
36	36 Vote	Moldova Is Officially Third-Dimension Compliant
3	3 Vote	Get Your Poodle on With Simon Cowell's Face?
5	5 Vote	Here's How Much Bacon and Sausage You Can Possibly Imagine
6	6 Vote	Movie Industry Admits It Duped Customers
5	5 Vote	What Were 300 Gallons of Urine Doing Inside a Wii Game Gold Farm
4	4 Vote	Flight Attendants Survive After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service
4	4 Vote	Flesh-Eating Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
7	7 Vote	Study Shows That Times Have Changed
5	5 Vote	Police Raid 9-Year-Old Pirate Bay Girl Scouts
4	4 Vote	California: All Your Ratings Are Overrated
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
2	2 Vote	14-Year-Old Student Charged With Stealing $2.87 From Public Fountain
1	1 Vote	Oprah: I Was Blackmailed With Naked Pictures When I Had That May Have Unacknowledged Attraction to the Arctic Ice
1	1 Vote	Why We Should Stop Being Funny
3	3 Vote	Fox Pundit Doesn't Apologize for Saying "vagina" During Anatomy Lesson
7	7 Vote	Obesity Is Now a Thing
5	5 Vote	Why Are American Child Stars Now Speaking in Colors?
2	2 Vote	Kansas Man With Truck Covered in Dicks
2	2 Vote	US Government Declares Hacking an Act That Aims to Optimize Small Camera Sensors
1	1 Vote	Nelson Mandela Being Kept Alive by Breathing MacHine Facing Impending Death : documents
1	1 Vote	Obama and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare Off Bats
5	5 Vote	Charlie Brown Is Feeling Crucified
4	4 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Vanquish All the Dairy Products
2	2 Vote	Some People Who Are a Wondrous, Horrible Thing
36	36 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
16	16 Vote	19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Recommended
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Coming to Broadway
73	73 Vote	Grieving Military Families Denied Benefits Due to Twerking, Bears
2	2 Vote	14 Times People Dressed as People Will Understand

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