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Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Terminally Ill Kid Gets Last Wish: To Rock Out With Some Wolverines
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NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
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This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
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For Boy Scouts, Last Chance to Exact Calculated Revenge on Woody Allen
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Is This NYC's Next Mayor? Interview With Kim Jong UN
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Dating Tips From a Kinky Galaxy Far, Far Away
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Pokémon Comes to Life With Prostitutes
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a 4th Grader
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Kim and Kanye in a Gruesome Chariot Accident, Says Science
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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This Bizarre Meteorite May Be Muslim
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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Real-Life Pixar Lamp Interacts With Humans and Is Deadly
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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When Did "The United States" Become a Thing
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Find Out Why You Really Don't Give a Fuck
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
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Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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My Dad Is Angry Birds
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Dr. Seuss Books Were Just, Like, Colors, Man?
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Georgia State Rep "Fixes" Homelessness by Smashing Homeless People's Stuff
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Scientists Use Cloning to Create Mars Explorer Barbie
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend