Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

43	43 Vote	Bill Gates Was an Uber Driver. Now He's in Jail or Exile
75	75 Vote	You Should Never Have Existed
43	43 Vote	Barney the Purple Dinosaur Was the Reason Russia Formed
13	13 Vote	Thousands of Americans Take to the Continent That Needs Them Most
50	50 Vote	Threesome Sex Positions That Are Extremely Annoying
14	14 Vote	Mel Gibson Is in Talks With Warner Bros. To Direct and Star in Drag Dramedy THE YOUNG KING
147	147 Vote	Mayor Declares State of Exquisite Misery
85	85 Vote	We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in Seattle
104	104 Vote	China Warns US, South Korea: Do Not Exist
96	96 Vote	BOOM! NASA Just Hit a Cat, California Officials Say Goodbye 1	1
89	89 Vote	I've Never Been Harder!
105	105 Vote	Pet Duck Born With a Student Loan
114	114 Vote	Biden Offers Condolences to King, Then Tells How He Invented Homosexuality
86	86 Vote	Woman, 22, Dies After Being Eliminated
182	182 Vote	Pixar Is Making overt Nuclear Threats
196	196 Vote	We Thought We'd Die of Hunger. Now We Know About Eggs
113	113 Vote	WATCH: Today, the Police Will Kill You
94	94 Vote	Biden's Coronavirus Adviser Says the Word "Glass" While Looking Out of the Window
226	226 Vote	What the Hell Have You Done?
95	95 Vote	SHE'S Clearly Not a GLOCKENSPIEL!
47	47 Vote	Here's How to Make Yourself Poop
4	4 Vote	I Wish I Was Kicked Off the Rails
38	38 Vote	Spiders in Space Jam
45	45 Vote	Why Are They Feeding You?
4	4 Vote	It's Jets vs. Sharks in the Toilet Again
5	5 Vote	You May Be Fatally Flawed
3	3 Vote	Ryan Zinke Blasted for Demanding More Money for Sex Island
45	45 Vote	The Early Internet Person
6	6 Vote	Turkey Fryer May Have Saved His Life From Massive Bomb
35	35 Vote	Cuomo Sexually Harassed Me. I Hope You Like Your Toast
189	189 Vote	10 Years Later, We Can Go Outside Again
45	45 Vote	Porky Pig Shows Off Gorgeous Post-Lockdown Makeover - See Full List
90	90 Vote	Trains Crash Through Empty Worlds in My Heart
140	140 Vote	My Poop Can Kill You
209	209 Vote	Why Do I Wake Up Screaming
31	31 Vote	22 Pieces of Loungewear for Your Dog?
38	38 Vote	McDonald's Announces Return of Stolen Puppies
42	42 Vote	Another 50 Migrants Including Five Enormous Parrots
105	105 Vote	Donald Trump Explodes
347	347 Vote	New Research Says No

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