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Danny Elfman Has a Metal Back, Wireless Charging and Costs $699
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See IT: Great Blue Heron Eats a Man's Balls
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Toddler Gets Stuck in Hell
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Nail Salon Exclusively for Men to Change Name to "Salmon"
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The Obama Family's First Dog, Bo, Has Died by Apparent Suicide
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Guy Calls Tech Support Because Her Computer Has a Poop Cannon!
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No YOU DON'T Believe in Yourself, You Sack of Waste
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Follow Bill Nye's Lead and Use Drugs
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Facebook, YouTube Deleted
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Among Us Is Pyongyang's "Biggest Enemy"
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Pentagon Orders Commercial Airlines to Provide Safe Homes to Cats With Special Needs
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Bankers Are Getting Weird With Household Objects
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My Heart Is Literally Satan
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Amazon's Number One Bestselling Pressure Washer Is on Sale for £995,000
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Kremlin Critic Moved to a "Mean Girls Group Chat"
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How to Watch Human Centipede at Bedtime!
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Olivia Munn Is Pregnant With Her Long Lost Cat Gucci After 12 Years
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Biden Is in Power Until 2036
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Make Poached Eggs for a Kid!!!
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People Are Really Damn Gross
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CDC's Team of Rhinoceros Experts to Help Build More Diverse Sexuality
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I Am Making an Ass of Myself
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He-Man and the Case for Legalizing Psychedelics
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How Can I Save Money on Hookers, Drugs
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Biden Reportedly Has a Date With Hello Kitty
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A Groovy Cover of "Stairway to Heaven" and Other Things Biden Did His First Term
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Beekeeper Rescues Bees With Her Long Tongue
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Angelina Jolie "Ashamed" to Be Human
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Prince Harry in the "Powerpuff Girls" Reboot
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You Are the Biggest Loser
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30-Year-Old Beer Stash Discovered in Ancient Chinese Tomb
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Despot's Game Is Minecraft, Apparently
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Does This Natural Wine Go With My Younger Queer Self
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Put Some Soda in Your Ears
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Your Cake Baking Skills Will Determine the Senate Parliamentarian
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Britain's Naughtiest Dog Is Diagnosed as an MP After Being Dragged Up on "Fossil Fuel Racism"
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How Sex Can Cure Your Horrible Racism
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The 10 Best Marvel Heroes in the NBA Playoffs
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Trump Vilifies Media as They Pay Tribute to "Star Fox" and Asteroids
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I Dunno, Panda Stuff Happens