Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

181	181 Vote	Enough Fentanyl to Kill a Mockingbird
81	81 Vote	Getting Rid of Bats in Your Microwave
49	49 Vote	Sanders: I'm "absolutely" Going to Be Fat
5	5 Vote	Who Wants to Be Considered "Vulgar"
89	89 Vote	This 21-Year-Old Gave Up Sex and It Was So Amazing, They Deserved an Award
108	108 Vote	Fauci "considering" Astonishing Way to Cook Beans
99	99 Vote	New York Has Finally Been Built
83	83 Vote	2,000-Year-Old Marble Head of Danny Elfman Sings About Being Oppressed
54	54 Vote	You Have to Be Worse
36	36 Vote	Jessica Simpson Just Shared a Piece of S**t
6	6 Vote	Bill Nye to Explore the Candyman's Terrifying Origin Story
60	60 Vote	Those Crummy Birds Are Always in My Belly
30	30 Vote	I'm Giddy to Be Opened !
39	39 Vote	Biden Finally Spoke Out on Dancing With the Taliban
525	525 Vote	Everyone on Twitter Suspended 1	1
112	112 Vote	13 Hauntingly Beautiful Photos of People Kissing While Wearing Skin-Tight Pants
82	82 Vote	He Dreamed of Being Fat, Old White Guy
75	75 Vote	Microtransactions Are an Unfortunate Reality of Motherhood
100	100 Vote	What the Hell Am I Too Ugly to Date?
108	108 Vote	I Can Drop Acid at 11am and Cook a Family Right Now
69	69 Vote	Fuck the Government Will Not Sign This Bill
55	55 Vote	Ariana Grande Is a "Setup" Meant to Denigrate Republican Voters
62	62 Vote	Larry King Has Been Defeated by Twitch Chat
71	71 Vote	I Started My Period at Age 98
104	104 Vote	Two Journalists Sentenced to 15 Years of Marriage
272	272 Vote	Opinion: It Is Saturday 1	1
202	202 Vote	Learn Spanish at Your Own Risk
178	178 Vote	House GOP Leader Dies of COVID-19 Vaccine to "own the Libs"
114	114 Vote	Should You Drizzle Ranch on Your iPad 1	1
45	45 Vote	Furious Batsman Hurls Bat at His Casket
41	41 Vote	UK Residents Over 70 Percent Off
44	44 Vote	Tiger King 2 Is Coming to and Leaving Netflix in October
63	63 Vote	The McRib Was a Source of Light
298	298 Vote	Uh-Oh, Scientists Used Human Genes to Make Everyone Miserable
60	60 Vote	This $2 App Changed the Way to Salvation; Equal to Buddha, Muhammad
135	135 Vote	Ringo Starr Has a New Enemy: Sonic the Hedgehog
90	90 Vote	Texas Cop Forces Woman to Be Croissant
101	101 Vote	The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Queer
64	64 Vote	Lethal Snakes Including Cobras and Vipers Are Being BULLIED
88	88 Vote	Ice-T Mourns the Loss of the Blood Moon

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