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Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon
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Funeral Homes Increasingly Using Dogs to Save State From God's Just Wrath
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The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
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I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
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Yes... Yes... I Am Death
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Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison
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It's OK to Cry at the Dentist
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Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
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Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
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Caught on Camera Having Sex With Walruses
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You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
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I'm Never Going to Die
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I Want to Die
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Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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These Kittens Walking Down Stairs Will Steal Your Entire Genome
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I Feel Like Shit About Myself
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Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
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How to Pee in Your 20s
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Nobody Gets to Be Different
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A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong
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"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
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Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango
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Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
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Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
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This Is One Stupid Asshole
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Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
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Someone Built a Dang Windmill
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The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
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10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
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Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
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Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
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We Need to Stop Talking Shit
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Human Centipede: The Musical: Less Gross on Thanksgiving
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5 Mental Disorders That Can Totally Get You Excited About Spring
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3 Guys Pull a Prank So Hard This Weekend They Destroyed a Neighborhood
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How to Have Sex With Ghosts
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Isn't It Time the NSA Know About Your Tits
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive