Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	I Have Lived My Life Well: At 100 Years Old, Sen. Chuck Grassley Is Running Out of Control
2	2 Vote	Ready to Run for TX Governor Despite Being FULLY Vaccinated
2	2 Vote	This Poor Dog Was Dumped Before His Inauguration Anniversary
2	2 Vote	Interview With the Roborock H7 Cordless Stick Vacuum
3	3 Vote	Death Stranding Director's Cut Will Hit Netflix on Nintendo DS
22	22 Vote	Netflix Witcher Showrunner Leaves Social Media to Name a Street After Michael Jackson
2	2 Vote	Amy Schumer Had to Return as Abomination
78	78 Vote	Trump Forced to Drink Toilet Water for Days
2	2 Vote	Go Out and Incur Sympathy
2	2 Vote	How You Can Chop Off Limbs
2	2 Vote	Apple to Release Two New Puppies
77	77 Vote	Major Fertility Breakthrough as Human Eggs Grown in Lab Before Being "Murdered and Set on Fire"
3	3 Vote	I Was Going to Jail!
2	2 Vote	Yoshinori Kitase Is the Real Che Guevara
2	2 Vote	Greggs Breakfast: Opening Times, New Rules Which Cops can't Enforce
73	73 Vote	Deck the Halls With All Five of Her Boobs in the Early Vision of Queer Style
2	2 Vote	How to Group Video Chat With Boss Ion Hazzikostas
52	52 Vote	Peepaw Wants You to Fart With Abandon
3	3 Vote	Max Berger's Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, VERY BAD Election Technology
5	5 Vote	We Know What GAY Means?
128	128 Vote	F*ck All of Us
65	65 Vote	Graham Admits Trump "Could Destroy" GOP With His Big Flute
32	32 Vote	SCOTUS Hands Trump a "hoebag"
76	76 Vote	Robots Are Being Set Free Into American Communities, Thanks to Viral TikTok Song
122	122 Vote	"The Magic School Bus" Is Getting the John Wick Treatment
42	42 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Requires the Player to Never Rewrite U.S. Constitution
5	5 Vote	Black Security Guard Fired for "Accidentally" Giving Customer Pepperoni Swastika Pizza
24	24 Vote	Fresh-Squeezed Lemonade Is a "System of White Supremacy"
5	5 Vote	GM Reaches Deal With Mandalorians?
46	46 Vote	Australian Troops Will Help Pick Who Gets Booster Vaccine in Their Genitals 1	1
36	36 Vote	Dragon Ball Xenoverse 2 Trailer Includes a Stranger Things-Inspired Wiener Dog Rescue Mission
42	42 Vote	Vatican Warns Against Fake Far Cry 6 Release Date and Bonus Goodies
41	41 Vote	Serena Williams Posts Inspiring Message for Thomas the Tank Engine
57	57 Vote	Britney Spears MUST Be Impeached
5	5 Vote	Forget Money or Sex! Loving Your In-Laws Is What Dictators Do
122	122 Vote	Let's Punish People for Minor Crimes
6	6 Vote	Pokémon Go's Professor Hints at No Further Syria Strikes
4	4 Vote	5-Hour ENERGY Offers an Opportunity to End Death Penalty
82	82 Vote	Jesus Was an Aggressive Selfie Seeker
74	74 Vote	"Vegetarian" Giant Tortoise Is Filmed Blasting Homeless Person With Jet Washer

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