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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Congratulations on the Dong
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Walter White Supremacist
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Pikachu Used to Hold Erotica Nights at Her Midtown Apartment
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Canines of the Porn Industry
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Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch
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Water Parks Are Filthy and Sinful
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Not Pooping Your Pants Is One of the Academy Awards
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here
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Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds