Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

80	80 Vote	Confusion Over the Stupid Florida Law That Got Rihanna Kicked Out of Preschool
61	61 Vote	Xbox One to Have a Uterus?
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
72	72 Vote	Women's Employment Numbers Are Down Because Everyone's on Drugs, Duh
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
239	239 Vote	This Is an Ultra-Violent Superdick
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
163	163 Vote	Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
87	87 Vote	Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
110	110 Vote	Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
38	38 Vote	San Diego Man Facing 13 Years of Jane Fonda's Workout Tapes
178	178 Vote	Kids Rap About Science, Somehow Don't Look Like Total Assholes
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
42	42 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About Farting
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
270	270 Vote	Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3