Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

19	19 Vote	Your Orbital City Is Attracting So Many Goddamn Apes 1	1
51	51 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Bigger Than Superman
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
104	104 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Front Page Nipple Photo
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
74	74 Vote	White Anti-Gay Activist Wins Election by Pretending to Be a Cock Tease
110	110 Vote	Beyoncé s BEYONCÉ Is Killing Thousands Every Year
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
160	160 Vote	Before He Died, This Grandfather Left One Final Letter. The Advice Inside Gave Me Herpes
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
168	168 Vote	Something Amazing to Make You Shit Yo Fuckin Pants
85	85 Vote	Bro Takes Epic Selfie With Allen Iverson at Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
353	353 Vote	Even Luigi Is a Problem
49	49 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
88	88 Vote	25 Actors We Lost All Respect for This Year, Mostly by Selling Headphones 2	2
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
35	35 Vote	Bizarre Eyeball Transplant Allows Tadpoles to See the Government Shutdown
41	41 Vote	Justin Bieber Attacked at Vatican After Being Gender-Swapped
179	179 Vote	Arizona Mom Arrested for Sex With Ghosts
41	41 Vote	These Goats Are High as F**K RIGHT NOW
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
58	58 Vote	How to Pound a Girly Drink Like a Serial Killer
35	35 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
68	68 Vote	10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
334	334 Vote	Cocaine-Filled Condoms Sent to Vatican FOR POPE BLESSING
77	77 Vote	Public Masturbation, This Time (Again)
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
43	43 Vote	Terrifying New Bulimia Machine Will Suck Food From Your Mom's Vagina
87	87 Vote	Scientists Ruin Jurassic Park Dinosaur Dream Wedding
44	44 Vote	Athletes Who Are Going to Die
36	36 Vote	A Dating Guide for Psychopaths